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joeyklovstoeat 70 / M
"Tired of a sexless existence and No I do not have a big cock !"
Yuba City, California, United States
 
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joeyklovstoeat 70/M
Yuba City, California
Introduction
It seems most guys are not interested in oral sex, but I live for it. For some rea most men just don't "do it" or don't do it for very long, it seems it's been regulated to something you do it get to the "real" fucking. Well, I'm the opposite. I love giving I am a giver, I want to give you pleasure till you're either exhausted or begging me to stop. If that sounds like fun please let me know. while I'm large that does no affect my talented tongue my fingers or my lips, they are all here for your pleasure and mine. Ok time to be honest, pure and simple Hi I'm Joe I'm short fat and old, with a smaller sized penis, as in less than 6 inches, simple enough right? I know what many of you want and I don't have it I'm a average sized guy no big package here. I am empathetic and sweet. I care what you think and I listen to what you have to say. I'm funny and interesting and been told entertaining so yay for that at least. I know I'm not main stream sexy nor am I rich but I am honest and caring and willing. Looking for a friend, a lover and partner . Age and location where you are don't matter as much I'm sure we can work it out if there is an honest connection. I know a lot of women have been burned and tricked on this site but that's just not me, what you see is what you get ask any questions get the real answers. Please come save me from myself . my new size description is a old one I am now not "fat" or heavy or even "chunky" and or "fluffy" I'm going for officially being "Portly" that's right ladies I'm a Portly Gent. Now I have come to the realization that for the most part you may not looking for someone of my size but surely some of you must like the more robust among us here. type of guy that opens doors helps with your coat and holds your hand. I love to cuddle up close kissing softly touching even softer and responding to you and your wants and needs. I would love to meet someone if given the chance but feel those chances are getting pretty slim and I can live with that if it happens it happens. I have been on this site from the very beginning in 1996. So I can say I know whats what around here. What good looks I had have done went and left me. But if you like the " Large Husky" type, I'm a 5'7& warm chunky cuddly bear, and my hair that I have is currently short brown/gray hair and sexy blue eyes. Unlike a lot of men on here I don't lie about my looks, my cock size or my bank account. I'm honest. I'm a sensual guy and a very erotic one too. I'm a down to earth non-materialistic kind of guy with simple needs and simple pleasures. Nerds need love too you know! I was a Tech nerd and a Theater nerd combined with the heart and soul of a musician. That's right ladies I did it all and got the Tee shirts to prove it LoL. Motorcycle rider, truck driver, hunter, fisherman, and camper, at one time a real manly man. I played tennis and ran track in my day I have interesting stories of days gone by for you to hear if anything I'm entertaining to talk to. I truly believe there is something sexy in all of us no matter what size or age, usually there is something there you can see in that per. I look for that and hope you will to. I'm a nice guy who has gone without you for way too long, looking for a special women who enjoys sex as much as I do. Sexy and sensual and highly erotic. I'm Friendly and caring, been told I am sweet and kind and Honest. I have had a life filled with many set backs and what if's. I'm always there to help with a smile a hug or an understanding ear. I love hearing how your day is going and what bugs you, always willing to give advice and hold your hand or heart if it needs it. Funny and interesting to talk to. Have a wide range of interest and topics that I enjoy chatting about, You won't be bored by Me. I'll make you laugh, and make you smile. I'll even make you scream in pleasure if you just give yourself the chance. I love fast cars and slow loving, and taking it easy. I'm close to my family and think family is important. I like lots of different types styles of music,country,rock,oldies,blues give me some Motown any day, And good movies, Sci -Fi, comedies, Thrillers , action and yes some of those comedy romance's too. Smart, funny a good listener with an open mind a playful attitude and enjoy talking about everything. I'm a believer in doing what feels good and what's right. I'm a animal lover and think people who love pets are very caring and I like that. You must love cats I got one and he's not going anywhere. I'm kind, sweet loving and giving of myself. I feel those that have to deride or bully others have no place in here or in the real world being kind and tolerant of others as much as we can is important. I love cyber-sex as well as 1 to 1. Can I entice you in some on-line fun? In have a great imagination and a very descriptive writing style that will leave you wet and wanting more. I do write erotica as well as read it on the literotica web site. Let me love

My Ideal Person I'm looking for someone who is VERY ORAL and foreplay oriented. I love to please you with touching sucking licking and tugging on pussy lips clit and your tits I love to make you cum over and over again. I'm into foreplay so I hope you like to be touched caressed and kissed. Can we fuck? Yes though I need help with Viagra. I love toys I hope you do as well. I'm looking for someone who is in love with sex the idea of sex, the thought of it, the essence of love lust and pleasure. I'm witty and curious and looking for someone the same. You love to talk laugh and share yourself and your thoughts.

She's the type that can get past the looks and see the guy inside loves the nerdy and manly guy at the same time. She's flirty sensual girly type that knows what she likes and knows what she wants and isn't afraid to say or show it. Lots more just ask me. The lady who loves to just sit and watch some TV. she enjoys window shopping and drives to nowhere special. She loves to laugh loves to talk and enjoys sharing.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Beatles.all the Motown groups, The folkies

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual appetite

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
So many ladies to pick from but just a few would be ..oh and
different ages too equal opportunity lust here. Anjolina
Jolie of course Morgan Fairchild Lucy Lu god she's
hot and others to be named later

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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Information
  • 70 / male
  • Yuba City, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: February 6, 1954
Hometown: Warminster, Pennsylvania
Relocate?: Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm
Body Type: BBM
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Retired
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Short/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, Iuseatranslatorforchats
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Receding
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
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