Time changes all of us and our priorities. Now, I am looking for a good friend with whom to settle in with and build a regular, normal, long-lasting relationship. Our life would still be rich and rewarding but within the security of a traditional relationship. But I still will dance like a wild man. I have just returned to my hometown after 30 years which included a military career, 4 marriages, 2 great offspring and a lost-forever beagle named "Yani". I have never run a marathon or a 5K for that matter. I hate walking on the beach or watching a ridiculous sunset. My idea of working out is shopping all day at a sporting goods store. I will cuddle on the couch but only if there's something in it for me later. I usually lose arguments with women so I don't even open my mouth anymore. I can be charming but it will cost you! I usually end up siding with ren when they have disagreements with adults. If you are a CNN fan, French, a philosophy major or other socialist don't contact me. I leave my clothes all over the house and often eat directly from a can. I have an 8 year-old minivan with some rust and three windows that don't work. I seldom work but I can cook very well; better than any woman I have ever known. This causes problems sometimes. I give abundant advice on cooking. I have numerous incomes and am basically financially well off; but I spend most of it on Diet Pepsi, boats, fishing gear, Skoal and lotto tickets. I steadfastly refuse to act my age, not possible.

My Ideal Person A woman with a sense of adventure, good legs, active and kinky sexual appetite between the ages of 21-50.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Tang Wei, she owns me

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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