Realtor. I was recently emailed by a guy on here whose profile pictures depicted him wearing a bra and panties. His message started out "Don't let the pictures fool you, I'm masculine." ummm...really? Becuase you look like you want to be a chick, so how's that masculine? NEXT. Hooking up with a dude doesn't make you gay. It means you like getting a blowjob. There's a big difference... Attention elderly men - I do not want to sleep with you. I don't care how "young" you look or how "spry" you may be. I'm not desperate. I want a dude that I can drink with at a Sox game, not one that can tell me what their jerseys looked like back in the 50s when they went to their first game... I don't care how "passionate" you may be, you still run the risk of throwing out a hip every time you get in bed. So please, save yourself the embarrassment, STOP MESSAGING ME! Six inches isn't long. It's average. Seven inches isn't hung, it's slightly above average. Stop pretending you've got this gigantic cock when in reality your pubes are almost as long as your dick... When I tell you I don't want to meet you and you tell me "fuck you, it's your loss." Really? Grow up... Chances are the only thing I'm losing out on is A: an STD B: one of those people that for some rea THINKS he's REALLY hot and is mediocre looking to the rest of us with functioning eyes or C: one of those guys that says he's "hung" with an 8 inch dick, when it's actually about 4" on a good day. You people know we measure in inches, not centimeters right? ;) I'm really not a conceited per, if you can take a dick you can take a joke... Don't just hotlist me or flirt, SEND ME A MESSAGE! =] I pray you can read sarcasm...

My Ideal Person Ideally, I like guys who are more masculine. I go to bars now to watch the White Sox and Blackhawks play, and I think it'd be cool to have a dude join me and my friends in doing that. He has to like to drink, because if he abstains from booze, we probably won't get along. I'm not the epitome of masculinity, as I do have qualities that make me gay (obviously), but I don't want a dude that spends his time in gay bars and takes 3 hours to get ready to go out... I want someone who has a playful mix of immaturity/sarcasm and seriousness/drive and determination.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
I'll listen to anything from Marilyn Manson to Justin
Timberlake to Carrie Underwood.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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