Hi yall! First let us say, WE LIKE COUPLES! "seekingpoolboy" was kind of a joke, SINGLE MEN have taken it wayyyy too seriously! This is the "Describe who we are and what we Like/Dislike" section. For a long time we had a friendly, unobtrusive, non-threatening type profile...kind of a cute one, ya know? We thought it our profile said it all and did it in a kind, light-hearted way. Sadly, we have to be a bit more blunt, I suppose. Our DISLIKES: If you have read this far (we hope the first paragraph didnt turn yall off!) then you know the DISLIKES are as important as the LIKES We dont have a clue why anyone would invest hundreds of emails in another couple only to make up some bullshit excuse as to why they cant or wont get naked but a LOT of folks do. Please dont do that. We DISLIKE that. Just tell us ya like our pics, then move on. We understand a lot of you like our pics thats ok, we enjoyed taking them! Just dont make 'viewing' us a hobby, that's kind of creepy. We DISLIKE people telling us we are too old, ugly, or out of shape. LOL...you may have the bodies of Greek Gods and Goddesses, but stuff falls after a few years and sometimes it falls completely off! So, be kind, ok? If you dont like the way we look, no problem, just move on and hopefully you will find what youre looking for. We DISLIKE guys posing as couples. GEEEEZZZZ! This is not FB, and you arent ten years old! Get a frickin like, why dont ya? Whew! Now that we got that crap off our chests..... Our LIKES! We like people. We like friendly people who ACTUALLY HAVE SEX. No two ways about it guys, were here for the SEX. We LIKE to meet people, talk a little, have a drink, disrobe and SCREW. If that isnt what you want, we might not be right for you. Oh, YES, we LIKE making friends. Good, lasting friends, but AFF is not our social media of choice for finding fishin buddies. FACE PICS TURN US ON! Agian, we are here for SEX. We LIKE the flirts! Pretty cool to get so many flirts from so many nice people. But! And, this is a big old but! If you FLIRT, why dont you email? If you dont want to F*#^k us, no problem, but do more than flirt over and over, ok? SAY SOMETHING! FACE PICS TURN US ON! We tell people all the time, we are normal, nice folks who spend a lot of time at our business and with our peral lives and HAVING SEX with other people is our hobby, and our hobby is having FUN! So, lets have FUN, ok? Talk, laugh, caress, have foreplay, play with toys, watch porn, then F^$#k! We hope we didnt depress anyone taking the time to read our profile, but we have spent wayyyyy too much time on people who dont really want to get naked and play. WE LIKE THE SEX! FACE PICS TURN US ON! We've seen upclose vaginas and penises. We KNOW what they look like. We want to F*^$K YOU....we want to be friendly and somewhat semi normal so FACE PICS TURN US ON!Life is ALL about ASS. Either you are married to an ASS, Divorced from an ASS, or trying to forget an ASS. You are either working your Say 'hello' to US and let's talk, ok?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks Yall and Have Fun!

My Ideal Person Oh gosh! Couples who really get naked, where both of them actually WANT to get naked. T (the she half of us) thinks were rare because we BOTH actually want to play. So... if your a couple and you have met 20 other couples and shes only picked one to play with... well, guys shes not really into it and we know that and its not all that fun. We prefer better odds than that.

Single females....hey if youre a single female who would like a lifestyle change and who wants a couple to treat you special, let us know, we can make that happen!

Single guys.. yep... we occasionally play with single guys, usually to fill one of her fantasies... and dang she has a vivid imagination.... face pics are a must for single guys.

Now... having said all that.. be sure to say hello!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

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