Hey guys. Michelle and Jason here. We have had some good and some not so good experiences in the LS. Mainly getting ghosted before and after meeting. PLEASE put on your adult pants and say if you are or not interested so we dont waste each others time. She is a petite hellcat in bed where anything goes. She is VERY VERY attentive to the woman and will assure that she cums multiple times. He is handsome and very attentive. Respect will get you far. Also, if you text us the fastest way for us to lose interest is a sporadic text every other day. It only takes a few seconds to respond. If your too busy to do that then your too busy for our time. A rock solid personality will get you far. Please have updated, WITHIN A YEAR photos ready to send. All of our photos are a year or less and can send new ones. So please hit us up. We are cool down to earth folks. A couple other notes, please for the love of God use a damn razor! If you show up looking like chewbacca don't sit there and wonder why your not get sucked off/pussy eaten/balls sucked or ass eaten. It is 2023 shave your STUFF!

My Ideal Person We are looking for couples that are goofy and fun to be around. If you play table top games or other fantasy card games that is a big plus! We are looking for friends that we can get naked with! Unicorns are welcome to come and play. As far as men goes, please if you are a single straight guy DO NOT email us unless you are well endowed and proof must be shown! We have a hard age cut off of 57. Men need to be clean shaven (no beards) or very neatly trimmed and no hair in the pubic area. Other than that we are a pretty chill couple that offer a lot and are willing to share. BWC get front of the line privilege's.

And finally, if you have written us multiple times already and we said pass that means stop sending us messages. We are not interested!