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AbsurdDichotomy 48 / T
"Silky Smooth"
Albany, New York, United States
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Member Since: December 16, 2014

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AbsurdDichotomy 48/T
Albany, New York
I've been here before, I'm not looking for anything, I'm not looking for a date. I like posting photo's ... I hope you enjoy. If you're looking for someone friendly to chat with, I'm happy to. I've never found another man attractive, nor have I had "relations" willingly with a man (I was quite young). I realize I have photo's of my ass out for all to see, that doesn't mean I'm going to give it up to a picture of a phallus, and an email or two,... or a hundred. I'm not a professional, I'm not paid to be here, that's why I appreciate your positive comments, likes, flirts, messages, flowers, friend requests, top fans, ... it's all very flattering and always leaves me with a warm heart, Thank You!! I'm a real per. If all you want is sex though, I'm not that. I'm not a full time fem, I don't have implants or any other improvements, I don't take hormones, ... what you see, there is the opposite as well. Same per, different clothes.

My Ideal Person Hmmm, ... don't ask for a date. I'm already married to the "ideal person".

So after all that, and over three years here, I get yet another hateful message telling me that I'm a problem on this site. This is a site for sex and those who want it, not for someone like me posting eye candy. It's for sex. I beg your pardon, I didn't sign anything saying I have to yield to all comers. This person read all of what you have and still got insanely angry at hearing "no". Very politely.

So for the sake of being crystal clear, ... I don't want to date you. I'm not going to fuck you. You are not going to suck my cock. There is not going to be physical contact between us. I am content with what is given me, I'm not looking for any more than what I have. There are plenty of nice people here that are looking for sex, ... go find one of them. I'm not.

I'm sharing what I consider a gift. Some like to look and appreciate, I offered it freely. If you message me, I'll listen, I'll do my best to be a good person when I respond. That's it. That's all I offer. I do it freely. I'm sorry if you have any other expectations. If I have replied to a message you sent and asked you to read this, it's because I didn't receive your message well. We can just start over if you'd like to chat. Bygones be bygones.

For all of you out there, ... be careful. Imagine if I had met with this person and for whatever reason said no then. Changed my mind. In the letter, this person said I should kill myself, called me some nasty things ... what would they have said or done in person. Here was someone so angry at me because I wouldn't meet with them,... after five short messages, some pictures of a cock, and absolutely no substance, ... they wanted me dead. Then like a coward, blocked me to avoid a blow of truth. That's ok, I understand that things in the dark, will always lash out at a light.

As you can see, ... I put both cheeks out. Look at me. Do you want to reach out and hurt me? You can't with words, I have punished myself more than you ever could. With whatever education you've had, or language you speak, or religion you are ... If all you know is HATE, ... LEAVE ... DON'T LOOK. LEAVE. I am poison to you. Leave.

I'm sorry to most of you, that last part was addressed to the shitty side. If you don't expect it from me, ... I'll love you. You might find that I already have.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
It changes all the time.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Nah, not really.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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  • 48 / TS/TV/TG (Cross Dresser)
  • Albany, New York, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Trans
Birthdate: May 22, 1976
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Height: 5 ft 5 in / 165-167 cm
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: Cleaning lady
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Bra Size: 34 / 75 B
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Wear Wig
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Either
My Trophy Case: