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Double WOW!!
Posted:Aug 25, 2011 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:42 pm

This is an email I received from a woman in Tulsa. Totally amazed me and I was almost, almost, speechless. Lol. Now I know how some of the women feel when they get hate mail...LMAO

"I would be real surprised if you get any responses if you were a perfect catch you would not be on here looking for pussy I find you offensive in a way unlike any other member whos profile I have read so very full of yourself and before you start guessing no i dont smoke or drink am very upfront about my profile and Im cute"

I guess she's off her meds or something, lol.
The Darwin Awards
Posted:Apr 20, 2011 2:01 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:45 pm

the Darwins are out!!!!
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious winner:

1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And now, the honorable mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.. The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

5. An American was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape...

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

9.. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for... Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family....unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

*** Remember.... They walk among us, and they can reproduce
Profile, for standard members to View
Posted:Apr 20, 2011 11:57 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:48 pm

Older Athlete that can still keep up with the young . Dependable, hard working and always prepared. I enjoy most sports, movies, music, backrubs and massage. And chivalry is not dead, there are still men that will open doors for women. While I have yet to find a type, I've dated from 5'1" to 6'5", I enjoy people that are active and passionate about what they do. Thanks for reading my profile and I hope you find what you are searching!

WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this or you may copy and paste this one

My Ideal Person: I enjoy women that are active and passionate about what they do. If you like what you see, let's chat.

That being said, I'm not interested in someone that has to lie about themselves. So, if you're lying about your age, weight, where you live, # of , being married, whether you have a boyfriend or just whether you're ready for a relationship. Just pass me by, I'm really tired of people challenged by the truth or think they're ready for the real world, only to find out they aren't.

I'm not looking for a chat partner, webcam pal or phone friend. I'm looking for someone who wants to be around me and I want to be around them.

With all that said, I need to add something else. I will be glad to meet you and spend time with you if you smoke, but I never have...didn't even try it as a . If you're looking for something more than fun, the little cancer sticks will have to go. I don't allow it in my house, my car or around me if it's something serious. I'll be glad to try and help you quit, cause you have to want to, me wanting you to isn't going to be enough. If I'm going to be serious about someone, I want them around for a long time. I'm also afraid this is a deal breaker. If you can't, or won't quit...I will not be able to get serious about you.

I realize this maybe a bit harsh, but just like a woman that will only look at a certain age range or dick size...this is my preference. I'm trying to eat better and take better care of myself so I'm around long enough to see my grand get married. I'd like to live a long and happy life, and have someone along for the ride, lol.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Dave Koz, Bob James

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
In the middle of an open field in a lite, warm rain.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), An airplane, The stands at a sporting event, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A store dressing room, An elevator

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

50 / male
Moore, Oklahoma
Sexual Orientation:Straight
Looking For: Women or Couples (2 women) for 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Erotic Chat or Email, Group sex (3 or more!) or Other "Alternative" Activities

Birthdate: April 8, 1961
(50 years old)
Travels to: Kansas City, Missouri
Hometown: Marquette, Michigan
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use Drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Network Admin
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have : Yes. We sometimes live together.
Want : Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None
Guest Book
Posted:May 25, 2010 2:03 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:48 pm

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Members changing profiles, what's up with that????
Posted:Apr 5, 2010 2:12 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:46 pm

Well, it's been a year since the last rant, guess it's about time for a new one, lol.

I just ran across someone, I don't have any idea who it was, but they knew me. They were someone I'd met or chatted with in the past, but I didn't know it because 1) They had changed their profile name and, 2) didn't have a picture posted. I know some people that change their profile names almost as often as they change clothes, lol. Some have to because they are so clueless that AdultFriendFinder keeps banning their screen names because they are so rude and crude that everyone keeps reporting their antics. To others, it's just good clean fun, but it still makes it difficult to keep track of someone.

I've had the same profile name since 2005 and have no plans to change it. And it can be a bit surprising when you have no idea who you're talking to and they know exactly who you are. All you have to do is put.....I used to be so and so.....this will probably never happpen, but that would be really a nice to keep the rest of us informed.

Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong, but not
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WHAT??? Yet another time.....LMAO (This could go on forever..........LOL)
Posted:Apr 4, 2009 11:12 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:48 pm

Hmmm, so I guess the 3rd time wasn't the charm....maybe #4....LMAO


OK, maybe the 3rd time is the

The original post, responses, second post and it's responses are below. The second post got whacked cause of something sexclass said, lol...sorry sexclass, gonna have to modify it....LOL.


Now this is something that completely amazes me. There's a guy that keeps sending me blank testimonials. What is up with that??

This is someone that is a major putz and treats women pretty badly. I've let him know that I think he's a Girly Man, because he didn't want to man up to his mistakes. Butt, lol, he'll beg a woman to use a strap-on on him. So the Girly Man fits even better, lol.

He's gone through at least 4 women in the lower midwest chat-room. He's cheated on each of them and passed around (XXX) icky stuff to at least 5 women. Yet, there are quite a few women that still fawn over him....WHAT'S UP WITH

This guy is a punk and a half, but women are still swooning over him...I've warned the last 3 women that he was supposedly in love with that he was bad news. They all thought they knew better, but he burned them all. One of them thinks he might be bi...I think she's right.

But, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong, LMAO


What's above was the original post (with some changes), that I posted on April 1, 2009. Someone (Girly Man, LOL ) called AdultFriendFinder and complained that he was being harassed by this post. Girly Man strikes again, lmao. He's the one that sent 5 empty testimonials to me...guess he really is bi.....LOL. The original post had to be removed, so this is it's replacement. The XXX's show where changes were made. At the time it was removed, over 50 people had viewed it, lol, poor Girly Man. And below is the one comment I got before the post had to be removed.



1 post
4/2/2009 4:58 pm
He is BI if he wants a strap-on up his (XXX)! LMAO



2 posts
4/3/2009 6:36 pm

LMAO, that is too funny. No GIRLY MEN for me. I guess he wouldnt be a man then if he is girly!



43 posts
4/3/2009 7:20 pm

Wow....Girly Man is now running to Mom (AdultFriendFinder). He wants to play...we'll play. The putz is callin mom like a that runs to mom......"Mom, he's pickin on me." LMAO. He's so pathetic, it's sad. But the question still remains...why do women put up with him, it's amazing. Uh oh...."Mom, he's looking at me."

Here's an edited image of his testimonial request that was on the original post, LOL.

I edited the image cause Girly Man was embarrassed he got caught sending it. Maybe the new name should be Girly Bi Man, or Mama's Girly Bi Man.....lmao. Maybe it's the devil, but you only know by looking at his eyes...LOL.



54 posts
4/3/2009 8:20 pm

Gee...if a man wants a WOMAN to wear a strap-on, then I guess he is NOT Bi. Actually, the assumption is absolutely ridiculous...

It is a known fact that anal stimulation, especially the prostate, is a turn on for men. Now I have never used a strap-on, but let's ask men what they think of it.

I mean can orgasm so intensely from getting head with a toy or finger in their ass.

I guess maybe I should blog about this, myself...maybe even do a poll.

spikerokc61 replies on 4/4/2009 7:22 am:
I'll agree with you that "some" men like it, but just like not all women like anal sex, not all men do. And it wasn't that wanting this made him bi, it was that he begged her and the way she recounted the encounter. It was a completely different woman that thought he was bi, she had her own reasons. So in this case, he probably is, butt who knows........LMAO.


Well, let's see what Girly Man and his band of merry whatevers can complain about now....LMAO.

Maybe the 3rd time's the charm.

Butt that's just my opinion....I could be wrong....ROFLMAO
Why won't the Wicked Witch stay DEAD??? LMAO
Posted:Jun 20, 2008 10:12 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:47 pm

I'm guessing it's been way too long since I had a good, it's about time!! lol.

Almost a year ago we finally got rid of the Wicked Witch of the West (RavishingRed1062), lol. No, wait, I meant I didn't have to deal with the Wicked Witch of the West (WWW) anymore. Dig Dong, the Witch is dead. WWAAAAAHHHOOOO.

Then, what do my unbelieving eyes see.... the WWW is back, even after basically saying she was leaving the group, never to be heard from again.

This is what she posted in her blog... "And if not even ONE of them honestly agreed with me and was not thinking that this person was being an inconsiderate asshole, then I obviously was not on the same page or in the same sort of mind-set that I should be with them to belong to that group in the first place. Which ever the reason..the outcome is the same. This is not a group that either wants me or that I should belong to."

But wait, did she use the same profile name (RavishingRed1062)? Nay, she had to change to a different profile (lookin4aboytoy08 ) because, well I don't have a clue, LOL. And, wonders of wonders, she's just posting all over the place. Well, attention whores will do that. Guess she didn't get enough people to come to her birthday party or wasn't getting enough attention so she had to come back. Yeah, that's it, the attention has re-entered the building...LMAO. Well, maybe not, lol.

You can go back and see the post that started it all...[group_post 1157878]. You can see her blog where she says she's leaving and not coming back...[post 1052055]. Yep, I'm supposed to be the "Inconsiderate asshole", lol. Then you can see where she gets all upset cause I dared to look at her blog because someone had told me about the "Inconsiderate asshole" post...[post 1037013].

Basically, it all comes back to...she thinks it's all about her!!! Other people tried to explain to her and OKCcple4fun that they had it wrong and that was why they didn't stand up for her. And that's why a few people tried to correct her about the post that started it all. But she just didn't want to listen, because she knew better.

Even though she had never met me, she told someone that has known me for almost 3 years that... "Spiker is adamant that he was just trying to point out how MEN might take exception to me IF I treated them like he says I treated him. I am just as adamant that he simply used it as platform to try to throw a lil dirt my way." And she probably still doesn't get it.

I didn't post anything or blog anything when this whole thing went down, even after seeing her blog. But she can't even keep her word, now I have to put up with the WWW yet again. Of course she has an excuse or something to justify her being back in a group that she shouldn't belong to.

Oh, and Witch, if you want to start thinking your IQ is superior...why don't you prove it and start understanding basic principles, then maybe you can get to the complex ideas.

But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong......but I don't fucking think so........LMAO

Ding Dong, the Witch is dead. Which old Witch, the Wicked Witch

Anyone got a pail of water???

P.S. Someone told me that some writers can only read BETWEEN the lines!! Now that makes all the sense in the world. She can only get the little hidden meanings, but can't read the words that are right in front of her...LOL. Man, that must suck cause you can never get what someone is actually writing. That's pretty pathetic, LOL.
The Guy Rulez
Posted:Nov 9, 2007 2:28 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:48 pm

The Guys' Rules.....
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
When is a Bet, a Bet
Posted:Nov 5, 2007 5:16 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:50 pm

I had someone tell me that a bet wasn't a bet until it was paid off. Hmmmmm......I don't know about you, but a bet is the start, then you have the payoff.

They didn't even remember that a bet had been made and went off on me in a chatroom. Then started telling people she had caught me in a lie. That's an easy response......she was the one that lied. She wanted to bet on the Colts vs Pats game. I suggested a massage, she doesn't like them so I said drinks. She agreed, and I made sure it was just about who won, no points or anything else.

The next day, she didn't even remember making a bet and called me a liar. Then came the...the bet isn't a bet til it's been paid off. While trying to clear this up with her, she came at me like I was still lying. So she went to the iggy bin, lol.

Of course, she starts talking to people about it in the chatroom. So I un-iggy'd her and called her on it. Didn't seem to make any difference. Hence this blog.

She's back on iggy and will probably stay there, unless I find out she's doing wild stuff in the chatroom, since she doesn't seem to have a life.

Of course that's my opinion, I could be wrong, LOL
3 Questions
Posted:Aug 11, 2007 9:11 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:50 pm

This is from aLadyBlue4u's blog:
This post comes from everywhere. I am playing because I asked chosen_id 3 questions. works like this.
You can ask me three questions. ANY three questions,and I promise to answer them as honestly as I can.

The catch is.......

So....Are you BRAVE enough?

From Spiker:
Yes, I'm BRAVE enough, lol
The Benefits of Sex!!
Posted:May 26, 2007 9:52 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:51 pm

Here are some things that you can benefit from:

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away! Kissing enco urages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Okay everyone.........have more sex, lol.
Driving and the No-Tell Motel, Another Rant, lol.
Posted:Oct 10, 2006 10:24 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:52 pm

Guess it’s been awhile, so time for another rant, lol.

This has happened to me a few times…….and it’s just not right. You talk to someone and things seem interesting, but not only will you have to drive to meet them, but also come up with a place to play if things work out.


They won’t even have a quick drink if they happen to be in the city you are. You HAVE to drive. Now, I don’t mind driving, but driving and having to get a place to play too……that’s just not right. I have a great place to play, nice California King with nice sheets, candles and nice music. Rather than a small bed with nasty sheets, lol. If they won’t, or can’t, play at their house……why should I be expected to do both?

If they were meeting me halfway……maybe that would be something I would be more likely to consider. But driving all the way and then putting up with a no-tell motel, no thanks, I’ll deal with someone a little more considerate.

But……that’s just my opinion, I could be wrong.
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How to tell if a woman
Posted:Jul 27, 2006 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2013 10:52 pm

Here are some hints that might make it easier for guys to know if a woman’s profile is real or not. There maybe more ideas out there, but this is what I’ve found that usually leads me to believe it’s a real profile.

1. If she’s a gold or silver member
2. If she has friends listed
3. If you see her chatting or on IMC
4. If you see her doing a web broadcast
5. If she has answered the extra questions on her profile
6. If she views your profile
7. If she has answered the purity questions
8. If she has posted any responses to articles or advice lines
9. If she has a blog
10. If she has any albums
11. And last, but not least, if she responds to your email, lol

There maybe more……but this is what I’ve found so far.

And like people have said before, you have to be patient. Men outnumber women at least 10 to 1 and probably more like 30 or 40 to 1.

Hope this helps.
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